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2022 Week 3 Power Rankings
Written Sept. 27, 2022 | Published Sept. 28, 2022
Nathanial Abrajano | Writer for SBHL Networks
With week three in the books We now can finally get the general vibe of each team. There are a few obvious big players like Horsdick Boy’z and Ronnie's Squad, but don't count out the new expansion team, AbeFroman. He’s looking to make a name for himself within the SBHL. After a some juggling and shuffling, here’s how everyone ranks after this third week of the season:
Week 2 ranking: 4 (▲3)
Another win for Horsdick Boy’z (and the loss of Ronnie's Squad and SINCERE’s Team) have propelled him to the top of the charts this week. QB Lamar Jackson scored a whopping 46.42 points, allowing him to slip past SexySandwich with a 10 point victory. I expect his streak to continue as he faces our lowest ranked JonLegends in week 4.
Week 2 ranking: 1 (▼1)
An unexpected loss to Shawn Brady stunted his rankings this week. But still holding the most PPG average (156.5), He remains a problem for any team facing him. Next week, expansion team BUE, should look at any boom or bust players he has and bank on them hitting as his 92.9 point average will not likely get it done.
Week 2 ranking: 2 (▼1)
SINCERE’s Team played a steady roster with QB Josh Allen and WR Marquise Brown as anchors, scoring 30.70 and 21.00 points, respectively. An easy and expected victory against The Gold Standard, whose whole starting RB core could not total a single point. A win next week against newcomer, AbeFroman, should see him vying for the top spot.
Week 2 ranking: 6 (▲2)
Scoring the second most in the league for week 3, TD Do You Love Me adds to his record and moves up two spots. 7 out of 10 players scored 12 or more points, that even includes K Riley Patterson. He’ll need RB Derrick Henry to do another 22 point game next week against Julio Think You Are? I Am!, who is the league's second highest season-long point scorer (392.16 points).
Week 2 ranking: 9 (▲4)
ThatManAgain… is surging up from a slow start, jumping four spots after this week’ decisive win over JonLegends. They say consistency is key, and this week he had a healthy amount of points coming from every position. He’ll expect another win against the soft WR core of Team_MAGA and showcase why he was the champion last year and why he should be number one this year.
Week 2 ranking: 3 (▼3)
While scoring plenty of points (392.16 points), Julio Think You Are? I Am! has struggled to breakout. An unexpected loss to youngblood, AbeFroman, dragged him down in the ranks. He’ll have his hands full against TD Do You Love Me next week, who surpassed him in the ranks this week. But any one of his players can blow up anytime, watch out.
Week 2 ranking: 5 (▼2)
Despite winning the last two games, The 37th Chamber’s 108 points per game, has him very much match-up dependent. He just needs a couple good breaks his way to get him going at full speed. The 37th Chamber will face his cousin and dynasty rookie, I’ll Fuck Your Dad in week 4, and is determined to show that he is not at team to sleep on.
8. Shawn Brady
Week 2 ranking: 15 (▲7)
Against all odds, Shawn Brady (who was 15th last week), beats Ronnie’s Squad with a healthy 137.68 points. That leapfrogs him up 7 spots. It seems like last year's investments in QB Trevor Lawrence and WR DeVonta Smith are finally starting to pay off, scoring over 26 points each in week 3. He’ll take that win and seek to build momentum with a dub against the #15th ranked, The Gold Standard.
9. Team_MAGA
Week 2 ranking: 7 (▼2)
In week 3, all of Team_MAGA’s pass catchers not named Amari Cooper, totaled 10 points. That's a lot of wasted efficiency. He’ll want to see more activity from his pass catchers, or from his team as a whole, if he wants to steal a win against last year's champions That Man Again….
10. AbeFroman
Week 2 ranking: 12 (▲7)
Newcomer, AbeFroman is heading the charge of the expansion teams with a solid 2-1 start. Unexpected breakout games from WR’s Isaiah McKenzie and Russell Gage, as well as RB Damion Pierce. Keep an eye out, in week 4, if these just happen to be three outliers that hit on the same day or a product of a good GM when he faces the 3-0 SINCERE’s Team.
11. SexySandwich
Week 2 ranking: 10 (▼1)
While projected to be a close match against Horsedick Boy’z, week 3 saw quarterback-play at both extremes. It was as if Lamar Jackson, QB of Horsdick Boy’z absorbed the skills of SexySandwich’s QB Russell Willson as Wilson greatly under performed with barely 9 points to offer. Fortunately, If Wilsons play is bad next week, so will be the WR of his opponent, Subject To Change. WR Jerry Jeudy’s performance is tied to Russell Wilson's, this should give SexySandwich a safer floor to work with.
Week 2 ranking: 11 (▼1)
Finally pulling off a win against Team_MAGA, he hopes QB Kirk Cousins and RB James Robinson continue to produce near or past the 20 point mark. Lesser known veteran WR Mack Hollins provided a healthy 25.96 points, more than double his previous two games combined. If his players can continue to bust out points, I’ll Fuck Your Dad will enjoy taking a win from the more consistent and steady point flow of The 37th Chamber and start climbing the rankings.
Week 2 ranking: 8 (▼5)
Even though he has two wins, Each win has been by 5 points or less. More than half of his team scored in the single digit in week 3. While TE Travis Kelce and QB Derek Carr are doing well, Subject To Change is missing some real output from his star players like WR’s Jerry Jeudy and Allen Robbinson II or his young RB Travis Etienne when facing SexySandwich in Week 4.
14. BUE
Week 2 ranking: 13 (▼1)
After winning week 1, BUE has failed to show what his team can do. WR Treylon Burk under performed, but is expected to see improvement as the season progresses. Rookie TE Isaiah Likely will not likely see many targets playing behind starter Mark Andrews. Facing Ronnie’s Squad in week 4, BUE will need many things to go his way to capture a win. Luckily for him many unexpected things happen every week in the NFL.
Week 2 ranking: 14 (▼1)
Still getting his team into gear, he lost to SINCERE’s Team in week 3. With 81.3 Points per game, sneaking wins will be difficult. His Running back core will have to make the most of every opportunity they have to provide The Gold Standard with some points as they only touched the ball 5 times combined in week 3. The Gold Standard will be facing Shawn Brady in week4. While 81.3 PPG isn't very high, it’s enough to defeat the Week 1 version of Shawn Brady. However, Week 3 Shawn Brady would have dominated. The Gold Standard is hoping for the earlier.
16. JonLegends
Week 2 ranking: 16 ◄►
With an 0-3 record and the lowest season total points at 215.64, JonLegends is struggling getting any output from his players. WR DJ Chark will need to start meeting expectations and Jarvis Landry can lock himself in JonLegends starting line-up if he can pull another big game, like in week 1. His other wideouts simply need to do better. Week 4 will be a tough pill to swallow as he faces our number 1 ranked team Horsdick Boy’z.
I imagine there will be some major movement by the end of next week as the men separate themselves from the boys. How long can Horsdick Boy’z hold that number 1 position? Does That Man Again.. Still have what it takes? Who are these new expansion teams? Will The Gold Standard get his team together? Maybe we'll uncover more answers in the next issue of The SBHL Magazine.