Week 3

Horsedick boy'z beat SexySandwich to remain unbeaten, 115.42-104.06

Horsedick boy'z won their third game in a row to open the season with a hard-fought win over SexySandwich, coming out on top with a 115.42-104.06 victory. SexySandwich earned a 0.70-point lead on Thursday, but Horsedick boy'z held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Lamar Jackson (218 Pass Yds, 4 Pass TDs, 107 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) and Terry McLaurin (6 Rec, 102 Rec Yds). Chris Olave (9 Rec, 147 Rec Yds) and Tyler Boyd (4 Rec, 105 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the way for SexySandwich in the loss. Horsedick boy'z (3-0) will look to get another win against JonLegends, while SexySandwich (1-2) attempt to right the ship against Subject To Change.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, after which Horsedick boy'z owned a 110.62-77.60 lead. For Horsedick boy'z, Terry McLaurin had a 45-yard catch. Chris Olave had a 49-yard catch for SexySandwich, while Tyler Boyd had a 56-yard touchdown catch.

Sunday Night  Robbie Gould had a 51-yard field goal for SexySandwich, who trailed 115.42-104.06 after Sunday night.

Matchup Player of the Week

While passing for 218 yards , running for 107 yards and scoring 5 touchdowns against the Patriots, Jackson put up 46.42 points this week. He nearly doubled his 24.94-point projection and overachieved for the third time this season. Jackson ranks #1 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Bills next week.  Lamar Jackson

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• They weren't even trying all that hard. Horsedick boy'z scored fewer points in this one (115.42) than their season average of 123.25.

• Horsedick boy'z are looking unstoppable, with victories in three straight matchups.

• We heard scoring helps you win. Horsedick boy'z are doing a better job of that, averaging 123.25 versus SexySandwich's 100.47.

• As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" Horsedick boy'z (3-0) have a better record than SexySandwich (1-2).

• You can't win if you don't play. SexySandwich has left more points on the bench this season (165.1) than Horsedick boy'z (112.1).

• Once Horsedick boy'z put their foot on the gas, they don't let up. They've got more blowout wins this season than SexySandwich (1 vs 0).

• Horsedick boy'z should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have scored higher than projected in more matchups than SexySandwich (3 vs 0).

• Horsedick boy'z have had more fantasy starters beat their projection than SexySandwich (14 vs 10).  By position, Horsedick boy'z have outscored SexySandwich at QB, WR, and K this season.

• Horsedick boy'z has a higher average scoring margin (19) than SexySandwich this season (-4).

• Hey SexySandwich, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week! 

I’ll Fuck Your Dad knock off TEAM_MAGA in 109.36-70.28 landslide

I’ll Fuck Your Dad stepped up, rolling to a 109.36-70.28 victory over TEAM_MAGA, who fell short of projections. TEAM_MAGA grabbed a 12.00-point lead on Thursday, but it was all I’ll Fuck Your Dad after that. They were led by Mack Hollins, who caught 8 passes for 158 yards and a touchdown for 25.96 points, and Kirk Cousins, who passed for 260 yards and 2 touchdowns (22.3 points). Amari Cooper (19.6 points) and Justin Herbert (13.58) carried the flag for TEAM_MAGA in the loss. I’ll Fuck Your Dad (1-2) will look to maintain their momentum against The 37th Chamber, while TEAM_MAGA (1-2) will try to right the ship against ThatManAgain.....

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Mack Hollins had a 48-yard catch for I’ll Fuck Your Dad, while Kirk Cousins had a 28-yard touchdown pass, helping I’ll Fuck Your Dad to a 73.56-38.20 lead.

Sunday Late  There were players with highlight-reel moments for both teams on Sunday afternoon, but after all was said and done, I’ll Fuck Your Dad boasted a 103.36-70.28 lead. For I’ll Fuck Your Dad, James Robinson had a 50-yard touchdown run. Justin Herbert made the highlight reel for TEAM_MAGA with a 54-yard pass and a 45-yard pass.

Matchup Player of the Week

Hollins nearly quadrupled his 6.65-point projection with 25.96 points against the Titans in Week 3. He caught 8 passes for 158 yards and a touchdown in the 24-22 loss. Hollins ranks #63 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Broncos next week.  Mack Hollins 

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•  I’ll Fuck Your Dad must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more points in this one (109.36) than their season average (96.91).

• You can't win if you don't play. TEAM_MAGA has left more points on the bench this season (263.5) than I’ll Fuck Your Dad (120.02).

• I’ll Fuck Your Dad laugh in the face of danger. They've got more upset wins this season (1) than TEAM_MAGA (0).

• I’ll Fuck Your Dad should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than TEAM_MAGA (2 vs 1).

• I’ll Fuck Your Dad have started more fantasy players who beat their projected score than TEAM_MAGA (13 vs 9).  By position, I’ll Fuck Your Dad have outscored TEAM_MAGA at RB, TE, and K this season.

• I’ll Fuck Your Dad has a higher average scoring margin (1) than TEAM_MAGA this season (-16).

• The starters for I’ll Fuck Your Dad had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for TEAM_MAGA (2).

• There's not much good to say about TEAM_MAGA this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week! 

Shawn Brady come back to knock off Ronnie's Squad in 137.68-136.40 battle

Shawn Brady outperformed expectations, staging an impressive comeback for a 137.68-136.40 victory over Ronnie's Squad, who fell short of projections. Trailing 136.40-117.08 heading into Monday night, Shawn Brady staged a comeback behind Saquon Barkley (81 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 45 Rec Yds). Jalen Hurts (340 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 20 Rush Yds) and Mark Andrews (8 Rec, 89 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) carried the flag for Ronnie's Squad in the loss. Shawn Brady (1-2) will look to sustain their momentum against The Gold Standard, while Ronnie's Squad (2-1) face off against BUE in an effort to get back in the win column.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  There were players with big-time moments on both teams early Sunday, but after the scoring was completed, Ronnie's Squad had a 126.30-79.20 lead. DeVonta Smith had a 45-yard catch and a 44-yard catch for Shawn Brady, while Robert Woods had a 41-yard catch. Jalen Hurts made the highlight reel for Ronnie's Squad with a 23-yard touchdown pass and a 45-yard pass.

Monday  Saquon Barkley had a 36-yard touchdown run for Shawn Brady during Monday Night Football, helping push the team to the win.

Matchup Player of the Week

Njoku scored 19.4 points against the Steelers in Week 3 to more-than-triple his 6.29-point projection. He caught 9 passes for 89 yards and a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Shawn Brady this week. Njoku will play the Falcons in Week 4.  David Njoku 

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•  Shawn Brady must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more in this matchup (137.68) than their season average (101.85).

• You can't win if you don't play. Ronnie's Squad has left more points on the bench this season (229.74) than Shawn Brady (85.7).

• Shawn Brady see projections as no real threat. They've got more upset wins this season (1) than Ronnie's Squad (0).

• Shawn Brady have the clutch gene, with more close wins than Ronnie's Squad (1 vs 0).

• By position, Shawn Brady have outscored Ronnie's Squad at RB this season.

• There's not much good to say about Ronnie's Squad this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week! 

AbeFroman defeat Julio think you are? I am! in 112.76-89.26 beatdown

AbeFroman beat expectations, rolling to a 112.76-89.26 victory over Julio think you are? I am!, who fell short of projections. This matchup was over almost as soon as it started, as AbeFroman nabbed a 44.86-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 37.46 points from Ryan Tannehill (264 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD) and Isaiah McKenzie (7 Rec, 76 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD). Christian Kirk (16.2 points) and Cooper Kupp (14.4) did everything they could for Julio think you are? I am! in defeat. AbeFroman (2-1) will look to add to their success against SINCERE's Team, while Julio think you are? I am! (1-2) will try to right the ship against TD Do You Love Me.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Ryan Tannehill had a 41-yard pass for AbeFroman, while Dallas Goedert had a 23-yard touchdown catch to contribute to a 75.86-31.00 lead for AbeFroman.

Sunday Late  Cooper Kupp had a 20-yard touchdown run for Julio think you are? I am!, who trailed 112.76-89.26 after the late games.

Matchup Player of the Week

While catching 7 passes for 76 yards and a touchdown against the Dolphins, McKenzie put up 17.7 points this week. He more-than-doubled his 6.81-point projection and overachieved for the second time this season. McKenzie ranks #100 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Ravens next week.  Isaiah McKenzie 

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• AbeFroman must have eaten their Wheaties this morning. They scored more points in this one (112.76) than their season average (88.96).

• As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" AbeFroman (2-1) have a better record than Julio think you are? I am! (1-2).

• You can't win if you leave points on the bench. AbeFroman has left fewer points on the bench this season (79.44) than Julio think you are? I am! (184.1).

• In dire times, at least AbeFroman keep it close. They've been blown out less times than Julio think you are? I am! (1 vs 2).

• AbeFroman see projections as no real threat. They've got more upset wins this season (2) than Julio think you are? I am! (0).

• By position, AbeFroman have outscored Julio think you are? I am! at K this season.

• The starters for AbeFroman had more big plays in their NFL games this week (2) than the starters for Julio think you are? I am! (1).

• There's not much good to say about Julio think you are? I am! this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week! 

SINCERE's Team knock off The Gold Standard to remain perfect, 107.30-70.14

SINCERE's Team won their third straight to open the season with a hard-fought win over The Gold Standard, emerging victorious with a 107.30-70.14 victory. The Gold Standard took a 13.94-point lead early Sunday afternoon, but SINCERE's Team held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Josh Allen (400 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 47 Rush Yds) and Marquise Brown (14 Rec, 140 Rec Yds). Tua Tagovailoa (13.44 points) and Jaylen Waddle (13.1) were the leaders for The Gold Standard in the loss. SINCERE's Team (3-0) will look to sustain their momentum against AbeFroman, while The Gold Standard (0-3) will meet Shawn Brady in an effort to right the ship.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Tua Tagovailoa hit Jaylen Waddle for a 45-yard pass for The Gold Standard to contribute to a 63.44-49.50 lead for The Gold Standard.

Sunday Late  Randall Cobb had a 40-yard catch for The Gold Standard, who trailed 96.90-70.14 after the late games.

Matchup Player of the Week

Against the Rams in Week 3, Brown caught 14 passes for 140 yards . In doing so, he put up 21 points and more-than-doubled his scoring projection, the highest percent increase of any player on SINCERE's Team this week. In Week 4, Brown and the Cardinals will go up against the Panthers.  Marquise Brown

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• They weren't even trying all that hard. SINCERE's Team scored less in this one (107.3) than their season average of 122.32.

• Get on their level! The Gold Standard have lost their last three weeks, while SINCERE's Team have won three straight.

• We heard scoring helps you win. SINCERE's Team are doing a better job of that, averaging 122.32 versus The Gold Standard's 81.93.

• As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" SINCERE's Team (3-0) have a better record than The Gold Standard (0-3).

• Even the computers think SINCERE's Team have a better lineup. Their projected average points is higher (125.25) than The Gold Standard (95.61).

• SINCERE's Team don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than The Gold Standard (2 vs 0).  SINCERE's Team have had more fantasy starters beat their projected score than The Gold Standard (14 vs 10).

• The Gold Standard have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (2) than SINCERE's Team (1) this week and still losing the matchup.

• By position, SINCERE's Team have outscored The Gold Standard at QB, RB, TE, and K this season.

• SINCERE's Team don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 36 points, second-highest in the league.

• Don't worry The Gold Standard, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week! 

BUE fall to TD Do You Love Me in 138.88-110.26 beatdown despite topping projections

BUE beat expectations, but it wasn't enough to change the result as TD Do You Love Me rolled to a 138.88-110.26 win. TD Do You Love Me got out to a 12.40-point lead on Thursday behind Diontae Johnson and never looked back. Jamaal Williams (23.7 points) and Cordarrelle Patterson (21.8) did their part for BUE in the loss. TD Do You Love Me (2-1) will look to add to their success against Julio think you are? I am!, while BUE (1-2) meet Ronnie's Squad in an effort to develop some positive momentum.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  There were players with big-time plays for both teams early Sunday, but after all the points were tallied, TD Do You Love Me became the proud owner of an 81.58-69.70 lead. For TD Do You Love Me, Patrick Mahomes had a 53-yard pass. DeVante Parker made the highlight reel for BUE with a 40-yard catch.

Sunday Late  Cordarrelle Patterson had a 40-yard run for BUE, who trailed 120.18-110.26 after the late afternoon games.

Matchup Player of the Week

Doubs scored 17.3 points against the Buccaneers in Week 3 to more-than-double his 6.19-point projection. He caught 8 passes for 73 yards and a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on TD Do You Love Me this week. In Week 4, Doubs and the Packers will play the Patriots.  Romeo Doubs

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• That pregame pep talk must have worked. TD Do You Love Me scored more in this matchup (138.88) than their season average (120.49).

• We heard scoring helps you win. BUE need some help then, averaging just 92.95 versus TD Do You Love Me's 120.49.

• "Winning isn't everything" was probably said by someone who lost. TD Do You Love Me (2-1) have a better record than BUE (1-2).

• Even the computers think TD Do You Love Me have a better lineup. Their projected average points is higher (129.54) than BUE (96.66).

• TD Do You Love Me don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than BUE (1 vs 0).

• By position, TD Do You Love Me have outscored BUE at QB, WR, TE, and K this season.

• TD Do You Love Me has a higher average scoring margin (3) than BUE this season (-18).

• There's not much good to say about BUE this week. Maybe they'll get their act together, and we'll see something different next week!

ThatManAgain.... hand JonLegends third consecutive loss in 143.9-88.4 drubbing

ThatManAgain.... rolled to a 143.9-88.4 victory to hand JonLegends their third straight loss to open the season. ThatManAgain.... nabbed a 13.3-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind Joe Burrow (29 points) and Breece Hall (12.2) and never let go of it. Devin Singletary (19.6 points) and Adam Thielen (15.1) carried the flag for JonLegends in defeat. ThatManAgain.... (2-1) will look to build on their success against TEAM_MAGA, while JonLegends (0-3) try to right the ship against Horsedick boy'z.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Both teams had players with big-time moments early Sunday, after which ThatManAgain.... became the proud owner of an 84.3-71.0 lead. Joe Burrow had a 56-yard touchdown pass for ThatManAgain...., while Justin Tucker had a 56-yard field goal. Baker Mayfield made the highlight reel for JonLegends with a 67-yard touchdown pass.

Matchup Player of the Week

Jones (10 Rec, 85 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) scored 19.5 points against the Chargers in Week 3. He tripled his 6.5-point projection and overachieved for the second time this season. Jones ranks #85 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Eagles next week.  Zay Jones 

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• That pregame pep talk must have worked. ThatManAgain.... scored more in this matchup (143.9) than their season average (111.43).

• JonLegends are making their mark - in the loss column that is. They've dropped their last three matchups.

• We heard scoring helps you win. JonLegends need some help then, averaging just 71.88 versus ThatManAgain....'s 111.43.

• As Herm Edwards once said, "You play to win the game!" ThatManAgain.... (2-1) have a better record than JonLegends (0-3).

• Even the computers think ThatManAgain.... have better players. They have a higher projected points average (132.53) than JonLegends (92.74).

• ThatManAgain.... don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than JonLegends (1 vs 0).

• ThatManAgain.... are clutch masters, with more close wins than JonLegends (1 vs 0).

• ThatManAgain.... have had more fantasy starters beat their projection than JonLegends (10 vs 7).

• JonLegends have worked hard with little to show for it, making more transactions (3) than ThatManAgain.... (1) this week and still losing the matchup.  By position, ThatManAgain.... have outscored JonLegends at QB, RB, WR, TE, and K this season.

• ThatManAgain.... has a higher average scoring margin (14) than JonLegends this season (-46).

• The starters for ThatManAgain.... had more big plays in their NFL games this week (2) than the starters for JonLegends (1).

• Don't worry JonLegends, just because you lost doesn't mean it's all over. But you really should have won. Give that a whirl next week!

Subject To Change fall to The 37th Chamber in 97.44-94.12 squeaker

There's no easy way to put it, Subject To Change dropped the ball, at least based on projections, as The 37th Chamber narrowly earned a 97.44-94.12 victory. Subject To Change made a run at it on Monday night, but they fell short. The 37th Chamber led 86.94-86.72 after Sunday's action and held on for the win despite 7.4 points from Sterling Shepard on Monday night for Subject To Change. The 37th Chamber were led by Khalil Herbert (157 Rush Yds, 2 Rush TDs, 12 Rec Yds) and Courtland Sutton (8 Rec, 97 Rec Yds). The 37th Chamber (2-1) will look to earn another W against I’ll Fuck Your Dad, while Subject To Change (2-1) will take on SexySandwich in an effort to get back in the win column.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Both teams had players with highlight-reel moments early Sunday, but after all the points were tallied, The 37th Chamber boasted a 39.84-38.72 lead. For The 37th Chamber, Khalil Herbert had a 52-yard run. Derek Carr made the highlight reel for Subject To Change with a 48-yard pass.

Sunday Late  Younghoe Koo had a 54-yard field goal for Subject To Change, contributing to an 84.02-60.74 lead for the team.

Sunday Night  Brandon McManus had a 55-yard field goal for The 37th Chamber, helping the team to an 86.94-86.72 lead.

Monday  Tony Pollard had a 46-yard run for The 37th Chamber on Monday night, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.

Matchup Player of the Week

Herbert scored 29.9 points in a 23-20 win over the Texans to more-than-quadruple his 7.2-point projection. He racked up 169 yards from scrimmage and ran for 2 touchdowns to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on The 37th Chamber this week. Herbert will square off against the Giants in Week 4.  Khalil Herbert

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• They weren't even trying all that hard. The 37th Chamber scored less in this one (97.44) than their season average of 108.

• We heard scoring helps you win. The 37th Chamber are doing a better job of that, averaging 108 versus Subject To Change's 94.1.

• The 37th Chamber don't let their opponents come within striking distance. They've got more blowout wins this season than Subject To Change (1 vs 0).

• The 37th Chamber should change their team name to "The Overachievers" since they have beat their projection in more matchups than Subject To Change (2 vs 0).

• The 37th Chamber have had more fantasy starters beat their projected score than Subject To Change (16 vs 10).

• By position, The 37th Chamber have outscored Subject To Change at RB, WR, and K this season.

• The 37th Chamber don’t just win, they win BIG, with an average margin of victory of 28 points, third-highest in the league.

• The starters for The 37th Chamber had more big plays in their NFL games this week (3) than the starters for Subject To Change (2).

• Hey Subject To Change, want to see stats that favor your team? Well, try winning for a change, and see what the numbers have to say next week!