Week 1
Horsedick boy'z beat expectations, defeat TEAM_MAGA in 134.12-99.96 drubbing
Horsedick boy'z outperformed expectations, rolling to a 134.12-99.96 victory over TEAM_MAGA, who fell short of projections. TEAM_MAGA got out to a 6.00-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Horsedick boy'z after that. They were led by Lamar Jackson, who passed for 213 yards and 3 touchdowns and ran for 17 yards for 25.22 points, and Ja'Marr Chase, who caught 10 passes for 129 yards and a touchdown (23.9 points). Justin Herbert (279 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs) and Miles Sanders (96 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) were the leading performers for TEAM_MAGA in the loss. Horsedick boy'z (1-0) will look to rack up another win against I’ll Fuck Your Dad, while TEAM_MAGA (0-1) try to get their first W against SexySandwich.
Matchup Highlights
Thursday Matt Gay had a 57-yard field goal for TEAM_MAGA, helping TEAM_MAGA to a 6.00-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early Lamar Jackson found Devin Duvernay for a 25-yard touchdown pass for Horsedick boy'z. Jackson also lit up the scoreboard with a 55-yard touchdown pass, helping Horsedick boy'z to a 95.72-44.20 lead.
Sunday Late Justin Herbert had a 23-yard touchdown pass and a 42-yard pass for TEAM_MAGA, who trailed 129.12-73.46 after the late slate.
Monday Will Dissly had a 38-yard touchdown catch for TEAM_MAGA.
Matchup Player of the Week
Duvernay nearly tripled his 6.8-point projection with 19.4 points against the Jets in Week 1. He caught 4 passes for 54 yards and 2 touchdowns in the 24-9 win. Duvernay will face the Dolphins next week. Devin Duvernay
Game Notes
Horsedick boy'z had six of their 10 starting players score higher than their projected points.
TEAM_MAGA had only three of their 10 starters score higher than their projected points.
TEAM_MAGA can partially blame the loss on Bryan Edwards, who didn't score any points.
Horsedick boy'z recorded more points than their projected total, while TEAM_MAGA failed to reach their projection.
The matchup's 34.16-point margin was the second-largest in the league this week.
Not only did Horsedick boy'z win, but they also easily covered the 5.57-point projected margin of victory.
Despite the loss, Justin Herbert scored 29.26 points, the fifth-highest score in the league this week.
SexySandwich manage to defeat I’ll Fuck Your Dad 97.0-71.3
Both teams failed to rise to the occasion, coming up short of their projected point totals, but SexySandwich did enough to beat I’ll Fuck Your Dad. Predicted to win 112.8-91.2, SexySandwich came out on top with a 97.0-71.3 victory over I’ll Fuck Your Dad. I’ll Fuck Your Dad earned a 1.0-point lead on Thursday, but SexySandwich held the lead the rest of the way. They were led by Russell Wilson (340 Pass Yds, 1 Pass TD) and Antonio Gibson (58 Rush Yds, 72 Rec Yds). Kareem Hunt (46 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 24 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and James Robinson (66 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) led the way for I’ll Fuck Your Dad in the loss. SexySandwich (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against TEAM_MAGA, while I’ll Fuck Your Dad (0-1) take on Horsedick boy'z in an effort to get back on track.
Matchup Highlights
Sunday Early Kareem Hunt had a 24-yard touchdown run for I’ll Fuck Your Dad, who trailed 61.2-59.6 after the early games.
Sunday Late Daniel Carlson had a 55-yard field goal for I’ll Fuck Your Dad, who trailed 77.2-71.3 after the late afternoon slate.
Monday Russell Wilson had a 67-yard touchdown pass for SexySandwich during Monday Night Football, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.
Matchup Player of the Week
Gibson (58 Rush Yds, 72 Rec Yds) scored 16.5 points against the Jaguars in Week 1. His scoring output was 38.8% more than his 11.89-point projection. Gibson ranks #73 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Lions next week. Antonio Gibson
Game Notes
Only three of the 10 starting players on SexySandwich scored higher than their point projections.
I’ll Fuck Your Dad had only three of their 10 starters score higher than their projected points.
I’ll Fuck Your Dad can partially blame the loss on James Proche II, who didn't score any points.
Both teams scored below their projected point total.
The matchup's 25.7-point margin was the fourth-largest in the league this week.
Not only did SexySandwich win, but they also covered the 21.55-point predicted margin of victory.
For I’ll Fuck Your Dad, Kareem Hunt (21 points) recorded the fifth-best score for a RB this week.
Subject To Change come back to knock off JonLegends in 91.40-88.68 nailbiter despite coming up short of expectations
Both teams underperformed projections, but Subject To Change did enough to take down JonLegends, coming back to earn a 91.40-88.68 victory. Subject To Change trailed 82.48-68.90 heading into Monday night, but the unit came storming back behind Jerry Jeudy, who caught 4 passes for 102 yards and a touchdown for 18.2 points, and Tyler Lockett, who caught 3 passes for 28 yards (4.3 points). Joe Flacco (15.28 points) and Jarvis Landry (14.9) did their part for JonLegends in defeat. Subject To Change (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against ThatManAgain...., while JonLegends (0-1) attempt to get back on track against The 37th Chamber.
Matchup Highlights
Sunday Early Jarvis Landry had a 40-yard catch for JonLegends, while DJ Chark Jr. had a 22-yard touchdown catch, helping JonLegends to a 58.58-7.40 lead.
Sunday Late Derek Carr had a 41-yard pass for Subject To Change, who trailed 72.78-68.90 after the late games.
Monday Jerry Jeudy had a 67-yard touchdown catch for Subject To Change during Monday Night Football, helping propel the team to the win.
Matchup Player of the Week
Jeudy scored 63.8% more than his 11.11-point projection with 18.2 points against the Seahawks in Week 1. He caught 4 passes for 102 yards and a touchdown in the 17-16 loss. Jeudy ranks #63 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Texans next week. Jerry Jeudy
Game Notes
Subject To Change won even though only two of their 10 starters exceeded their projected scores.
JonLegends had only three of their 10 starters score higher than their projected points.
JonLegends can partially blame the loss on Alec Pierce, who didn't score any points.
Neither team was able to achieve its projected point total.
The matchup's 2.72-point margin was the second-closest in the league this week.
Subject To Change managed to earn the win, but did not cover the 21.59-point projected margin of victory.
Ronnie's Squad overcome starter's goose egg, knock off Julio think you are? I am! in 151.22-122.32 drubbing
Both teams were hampered by starters who put up 0 points, but Ronnie's Squad were able to persevere and earn the win, rolling to a 151.22-122.32 victory over Julio think you are? I am!. Julio think you are? I am! took a 3.10-point lead on Thursday, but it was all Ronnie's Squad after that. They were led by Justin Jefferson (34.9 points) and Jalen Hurts (24.72). Cooper Kupp (13 Rec, 128 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Kyler Murray (193 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 29 Rush Yds) carried the flag for Julio think you are? I am! in the loss. Ronnie's Squad (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against AbeFroman, while Julio think you are? I am! (0-1) will face Shawn Brady in an effort to right the ship.
Matchup Highlights
Thursday Stefon Diggs had a 53-yard touchdown catch for Ronnie's Squad, who trailed 25.30-22.20 after the opening game of the week.
Sunday Early There were players with standout moments on both teams early Sunday, but after the scoring was completed, Ronnie's Squad owned a 116.32-65.20 lead. Jalen Hurts teamed up with A.J. Brown for a 54-yard pass for Ronnie's Squad. Christian Kirk made the highlight reel for Julio think you are? I am! with a 49-yard catch.
Sunday Late Justin Jefferson had a 36-yard touchdown catch and a 64-yard catch for Ronnie's Squad, contributing to a 151.22-112.22 lead for the team.
Sunday Night Julio Jones had a 48-yard catch for Julio think you are? I am!, who trailed 151.22-122.32 after Sunday night.
Matchup Player of the Week
With 34.9 points, Jefferson more-than-doubled his 16.29-point projection as the Vikings beat the Packers 23-7. He caught 9 passes for 184 yards and 2 touchdowns to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Ronnie's Squad this week. In Week 2, Jefferson and the Vikings will battle the Eagles. Justin Jefferson
Game Notes
Only four of the 10 starting players on Ronnie's Squad exceeded their projected scoring totals.
Julio think you are? I am! lost despite five of their 10 starters exceeding their points projection.
The final outcome could have looked differently, as each team had a starter that failed to score.
Ronnie's Squad recorded more points than their projected total, while Julio think you are? I am! fell short of their projection.
Julio think you are? I am! ranked 4th in the league in points scored this week, while Ronnie's Squad put up the 1st-best score.
The matchup's 28.9-point margin was the third-largest in the league this week.
Not only did Ronnie's Squad win, but they also easily covered the 11.3-point projected margin of victory.
Despite the loss, Cooper Kupp registered 25.3 points, the second-highest score for a wideout this week.
Shawn Brady fall short of projections, succumb to AbeFroman, 90.04-80.06
There's no way around it, Shawn Brady dropped the ball, at least compared to projections, as AbeFroman secured a 90.04-80.06 victory. AbeFroman grabbed an early 8.90-point lead on Thursday. Shawn Brady came back to take the lead early afternoon Sunday, powered by D'Andre Swift (25 points) and Rodrigo Blankenship (9). Unphased, AbeFroman made a run later that afternoon, as Ryan Tannehill (23.34 points) and AJ Dillon (17.6) put them back on top for good. AbeFroman (1-0) will look to build on their success against Ronnie's Squad, while Shawn Brady (0-1) face Julio think you are? I am! in an effort to develop some positive momentum.
Matchup Highlights
Sunday Early There were players with highlight-reel plays on both teams early Sunday, after which Shawn Brady boasted a 42.10-32.50 lead. For AbeFroman, Brandin Cooks had a 42-yard catch. D'Andre Swift made the highlight reel for Shawn Brady with a 50-yard run.
Sunday Late There were players with standout plays on both teams on Sunday afternoon, but after the smoke cleared, AbeFroman boasted an 81.74-76.60 lead. For AbeFroman, Ryan Tannehill had a 23-yard touchdown pass. Saquon Barkley made the highlight reel for Shawn Brady with a 68-yard run.
Matchup Player of the Week
Watson (2 Rec, 34 Rec Yds) scored 5.1 points in a 23-7 lost to the Vikings in Week 1. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 2.14-point projection. Watson will face the Bears next week. Christian Watson
Game Notes
AbeFroman had five of their 10 starters exceed their projected point totals.
Shawn Brady had only three of their 10 starters score higher than their projected points.
Shawn Brady can partially blame the loss on DeVonta Smith, who didn't score any points.
The two highest scorers for Shawn Brady (Saquon Barkley and D'Andre Swift) scored more points than Ryan Tannehill, the leading scorer for AbeFroman. Neither team was able to achieve its projected point total.
Shawn Brady ranked 14th in the league in points scored this week, while AbeFroman ranked 11th.
The matchup's 9.98-point margin was the fifth-largest in the league this week.
In a losing effort, Saquon Barkley (30.4 points) registered the highest score for a RB this week.
TD Do You Love Me come up short of expectations, succumb to SINCERE's Team in 141.58-104.80 runaway
There's no way around it, TD Do You Love Me underperformed, at least compared to projections, as SINCERE's Team rolled to a 141.58-104.80 victory. It didn't take long to learn who would have the advantage in the matchup, as SINCERE's Team took a 52.28-point lead on Thursday behind impressive performances from Josh Allen and Gabe Davis. Allen passed for 297 yards , ran for 56 yards and scored 4 touchdowns for 35.48 points, while Davis caught 4 passes for 88 yards and a touchdown (16.8 points). Patrick Mahomes (360 Pass Yds, 5 Pass TDs) and Austin Ekeler (36 Rush Yds, 36 Rec Yds) led the charge for TD Do You Love Me in the loss. SINCERE's Team (1-0) will look to sustain their momentum against BUE, while TD Do You Love Me (0-1) will face The Gold Standard in an effort to get back on track.
Matchup Highlights
Thursday Josh Allen found Gabe Davis on multiple big plays for SINCERE's Team: a 26-yard touchdown pass and a 47-yard pass. Allen also lit up the scoreboard with a 53-yard touchdown pass, helping to give SINCERE's Team a 52.28-0.00 lead.
Sunday Early Kendrick Bourne had a 41-yard catch for TD Do You Love Me, who trailed 80.58-19.70 after the early slate.
Sunday Late Harrison Butker had a 54-yard field goal for TD Do You Love Me, who trailed 103.28-97.80 after the late afternoon games.
Matchup Player of the Week
While making 4 of his 5 FG attempts against the Cowboys, Succop recorded 15 points this week. He scored 79.2% more than his 8.37-point projection in the 19-3 win. Succop ranks #10 among fantasy Ks this season and will face the Saints next week. Ryan Succop
Game Notes
Six of the 10 starting players on SINCERE's Team scored higher than their projected point totals.
TD Do You Love Me had only two of their 10 starters score higher than their projected points.
SINCERE's Team scored more points than their projected total, while TD Do You Love Me failed to reach their projection.
The matchup's 36.78-point margin was the largest in the league this week.
On the losing side, Patrick Mahomes scored 44.9 points, the league's top overall score this week.
Offensively challenged BUE defeat The Gold Standard, 83.40-75.16
Despite posting only the 13th-highest point total in the league for the week, BUE earned an 83.40-75.16 victory over The Gold Standard. BUE never trailed in this one after grabbing a 14.80-point lead on Thursday behind Tyler Bass (8 points) and Matthew Stafford (6.8). Jaylen Waddle (4 Rec, 69 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) and Tyreek Hill (8 Rec, 94 Rec Yds) led the way for The Gold Standard in the loss. BUE (1-0) will look to notch another win against SINCERE's Team, while The Gold Standard (0-1) try to right the ship against TD Do You Love Me.
Matchup Highlights
Sunday Early Jaylen Waddle had a 42-yard touchdown catch for The Gold Standard, while Trey Lance had a 44-yard pass for the team, who trailed 70.60-58.86 after the early games.
Matchup Player of the Week
Against the Saints in Week 1, Patterson scored 21.1 points to nearly double his 10.62-point projection. He racked up 136 yards from scrimmage and ran for a touchdown to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on BUE this week. Next week, Patterson will square off against the Rams. Cordarrelle Patterson
Game Notes
BUE got the W even though only three of their 10 starters scored higher than their projected point totals.
The Gold Standard had only four of their 10 starters score higher than their projected points.
The final result could've looked differently, as each team had a starter that failed to score.
Both teams scored under their projected point total.
The Gold Standard ranked 15th in the league in scoring this week, while BUE ranked 13th.
The matchup's 8.24-point margin was the sixth-largest in the league this week.
**GAME OF THE WEEK**
ThatManAgain.... find way to defeat The 37th Chamber in 108.32-107.56 thriller despite coming up short of predictions
Despite underperforming their projected point total, ThatManAgain.... eked out a 108.32-107.56 victory over The 37th Chamber, who actually exceeded projections. It wasn't nearly as close as the final score indicates, as ThatManAgain.... led 103.22-73.06 heading into Monday night. The 37th Chamber made them sweat behind Javonte Williams (43 Rush Yds, 65 Rec Yds) and Brandon McManus (3-4 FG, 40 long, 1-1 XP). ThatManAgain.... were led by Jonathan Taylor (25.5 points) and Davante Adams (25.1). ThatManAgain.... (1-0) will look to keep it rolling against Subject To Change, while The 37th Chamber (0-1) will try to earn their first victory against JonLegends.
Matchup Highlights
Sunday Early Jameis Winston had a 40-yard pass for The 37th Chamber, while Robbie Anderson had a 75-yard touchdown catch, contributing to a 67.86-56.32 lead for The 37th Chamber.
Sunday Late Davante Adams had a 41-yard catch for ThatManAgain...., while Keenan Allen had a 42-yard catch, helping ThatManAgain.... to a 97.82-69.86 lead.
Matchup Player of the Week
Adams scored 79.7% more than his 13.97-point projection with 25.1 points against the Chargers in Week 1. He caught 10 passes for 141 yards and a touchdown in the 24-19 loss. Adams ranks #12 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Cardinals next week. Davante Adams
Game Notes
Just two of the 10 starting players on ThatManAgain.... exceeded their projected scoring totals.
Despite six of their 10 starters scoring above their points projection, The 37th Chamber lost.
ThatManAgain.... won despite scoring fewer points than projected, while The 37th Chamber outscored their projection.
The matchup's 0.76-point margin was the closest in the league this week.
ThatManAgain.... managed to get the win, but failed to cover the 33.42-point projected margin of victory.
A bright spot in the defeat, Jameis Winston registered 25.66 points, the fourth-best score for a QB this week.
