Week 2

TEAM_MAGA knock off SexySandwich in 126.36-100.36 rout

TEAM_MAGA stepped up, cruising to a 126.36-100.36 win over SexySandwich, who fell short of projections. It didn't take long to figure out who would have the advantage in the matchup, as TEAM_MAGA took a 26.16-point lead on Thursday behind 28.46 points from Justin Herbert, who passed for 334 yards and 3 touchdowns. Nick Chubb (87 Rush Yds, 3 Rush TDs, 26 Rec Yds) and Darren Waller (6 Rec, 50 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) led the charge for SexySandwich in defeat. TEAM_MAGA (1-1) will look to sustain their winning ways against I’ll Fuck Your Dad, while SexySandwich (1-1) face off against Horsedick boy'z in an effort to generate some positive momentum.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Jahan Dotson had a 40-yard catch for TEAM_MAGA, while Corey Davis had a 66-yard touchdown catch to contribute to a 93.66-51.70 lead for TEAM_MAGA.

Sunday Late  Russell Wilson had a 22-yard touchdown pass for SexySandwich, who trailed 101.66-100.26 after the late afternoon slate.

Matchup Player of the Week

Dotson was one of five starters to overachieve for TEAM_MAGA this week. He scored 15.9 points (4 Rec, 59 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) in a 36-27 lost to the Lions to more-than-double his 7.25-point projection. Dotson ranks #34 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Eagles next week.  Jahan Dotson

Game Notes

• TEAM_MAGA would have beaten 12 other teams besides SexySandwich this week.

• SexySandwich would have lost to eight other teams besides TEAM_MAGA this week.

• TEAM_MAGA would be 2-0 if they played SexySandwich every week.

• Had they played each other last week, TEAM_MAGA would have defeated SexySandwich 99.96-97.

• If TEAM_MAGA had played every team in the league each week, they would be 21-9.

• If they played every team every week, SexySandwich would be 13-17. 

Subject To Change manage to top ThatManAgain.... 96.78-82.06

Both teams failed to meet their projected point totals, but Subject To Change did enough to get the best of ThatManAgain..... Predicted to lose by a score of 132.44-122.62, Subject To Change earned a 96.78-82.06 win over ThatManAgain..... Subject To Change earned an early 7.60-point lead on Thursday. ThatManAgain.... came back to take the lead early Sunday, powered by Justin Tucker (10 points) and Jonathan Taylor (6.8). Not to be deterred, Subject To Change pulled it together later that afternoon, as Derek Carr (22.98 points) and Tyler Lockett (15.2) put them back in the lead for good. Subject To Change (2-0) will look to build on their success against The 37th Chamber, while ThatManAgain.... (1-1) will meet JonLegends in an effort to develop some positive momentum.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Justin Tucker had a 51-yard field goal for ThatManAgain...., helping the team to a 16.80-14.40 lead.

Matchup Player of the Week

Lockett caught 9 passes for 107 yards as the Seahawks lost to the 49ers 27-7. In doing so, he put up 15.2 points to scored 79.5% higher than his 8.47-point projection, the highest percentage of any player on Subject To Change this week. Next week, Lockett will square off against the Falcons.  Tyler Lockett

Game Notes

• Subject To Change would have beaten only four other teams besides ThatManAgain.... this week.

• ThatManAgain.... would have lost to 12 other teams besides Subject To Change this week.

• Subject To Change would be 1-1 if they played ThatManAgain.... every week.

• Last week, ThatManAgain.... would have been victorious over Subject To Change 108.32-91.4.

• If Subject To Change had played every team in the league each week, they would be 11-19.

• If they played every team every week, ThatManAgain.... would be 13-17. 

The 37th Chamber beat projections, defeat JonLegends in 119.00-38.48 rout

The 37th Chamber showed up, cruising to a 119.00-38.48 win over JonLegends, who fell short of projections. The 37th Chamber pulled out to a 15.30-point lead on Thursday behind Mike Williams (21.3 points) and never gave it up. Adam Thielen (7.2 points) and Jake Elliott (6) were the leaders for JonLegends in defeat. The 37th Chamber (1-1) will look to keep it rolling against Subject To Change, while JonLegends (0-2) meet ThatManAgain.... in an effort to develop some positive momentum.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Late  Tony Pollard had a 46-yard catch for The 37th Chamber, while Brandon McManus had a 50-yard field goal to contribute to a 111.20-22.18 lead for The 37th Chamber. 

Matchup Player of the Week

Pollard (43 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 55 Rec Yds) scored 17.8 points in a 20-17 win over the Bengals in Week 2. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 8.88-point projection. Pollard ranks #99 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Giants next week.  Tony Pollard 

"What If" presented by Yahoo!

• The 37th Chamber would have beaten 10 other teams besides JonLegends this week.

• JonLegends would have lost to every other team in the league this week.

• The 37th Chamber would be 2-0 if they played JonLegends every week.

• Last week, The 37th Chamber would have beaten JonLegends 107.56-88.76.

• If The 37th Chamber had played every team in the league each week, they would be 21-9.

• If they played every team every week, JonLegends would be 4-26. 

Julio think you are? I am! smirk at predictions, earn win against Shawn Brady in 180.58-87.80 rout

Julio think you are? I am! showed up, rolling to a 180.58-87.80 win over Shawn Brady, who fell short of projections. Shawn Brady leapt out to a 19.5-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 38.2 points from Trevor Lawrence (235 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 11 Rush Yds) and D'Andre Swift (56 Rush Yds, 31 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD). But it was all Julio think you are? I am! after that. They were led by Aaron Jones, who racked up 170 yards from scrimmage and scored 2 touchdowns for 30.5 points, and Kyler Murray, who passed for 277 yards , ran for 28 yards and scored 2 touchdowns (26.88 points). Julio think you are? I am! (1-1) will look to sustain their winning ways against AbeFroman, while Shawn Brady (0-2) attempt to generate some positive momentum against Ronnie's Squad.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  D'Andre Swift had a 22-yard touchdown catch and a 50-yard run for Shawn Brady, contributing to a 68.30-48.80 lead for the team. 

Matchup Player of the Week

Wilson was one of eight starters to overachieve for Julio think you are? I am! this week. He scored 26 points (8 Rec, 102 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) in a 31-30 win over the Browns to crush his 5.12-point projection. Wilson ranks #32 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Bengals next week.  Garrett Wilson 

"What If" presented by Yahoo!

• Julio think you are? I am! would have beaten 13 other teams besides Shawn Brady this week.

• Shawn Brady would have lost to 10 other teams besides Julio think you are? I am! this week.

• If Julio think you are? I am! played Shawn Brady every week this season, they'd be 2-0.

• Last week, Julio think you are? I am! would have beaten Shawn Brady 122.32-80.06.

• If Julio think you are? I am! had played every team in the league each week, they would be 26-4.

• If they played every team every week, Shawn Brady would be 6-24. 

Ronnie's Squad smirk at expectations, defeat AbeFroman in 181.92-64.08 drubbing

Ronnie's Squad showed up and beat expectations, cruising to a 181.92-64.08 win over AbeFroman, who fell short of projections. It didn't take long to figure out who would lead the way in this one, as Ronnie's Squad jumped out to a 73.6-point lead early Sunday afternoon behind 56.1 points from Amon-Ra St. Brown (68 Rush Yds, 116 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Mark Andrews (9 Rec, 104 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD). Ka'imi Fairbairn (3-3 FG, 44 long) and Dallas Goedert (5 Rec, 82 Rec Yds) did everything they could for AbeFroman in the loss. Ronnie's Squad (2-0) will look to build on their success against Shawn Brady, while AbeFroman (1-1) will try to develop some positive momentum against Julio think you are? I am!.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Amon-Ra St. Brown had a 58-yard run and a 49-yard catch for Ronnie's Squad to contribute to a 78.90-5.30 lead for the team.

Sunday Late  Evan McPherson had a 50-yard field goal for Ronnie's Squad, contributing to a 91.90-31.90 lead for the team.

Monday  Jalen Hurts had a 53-yard touchdown pass and a 26-yard touchdown run for Ronnie's Squad, while Stefon Diggs had a 46-yard touchdown catch on Monday night, helping to add to the margin of victory for Ronnie's Squad.

Matchup Player of the Week

St. Brown scored 34.9 points in a 36-27 win over the Commanders to nearly triple his 11.78-point projection. He racked up 184 yards from scrimmage and caught 2 touchdown passes to beat his projection by the highest percentage of any player on Ronnie's Squad this week. St. Brown will go up against the Vikings next week.  Amon-Ra St. Brown

"What If" presented by Yahoo!

•  Ronnie's Squad would have beaten every other team in the league this week.

• AbeFroman would have lost to 13 other teams besides Ronnie's Squad this week.

• Ronnie's Squad would be 2-0 if they played AbeFroman every week.

• Last week, Ronnie's Squad would have gotten the win over AbeFroman 151.22-90.04.

• If Ronnie's Squad had played every team in the league each week, they would be 30-0.

• If they played every team every week, AbeFroman would be 6-24. 

The Gold Standard defy predictions but fall to TD Do You Love Me, 117.8-100.5

TD Do You Love Me fell short of projections while The Gold Standard brought their A game and beat expectations, but it wasn't enough to swing the result as TD Do You Love Me emerged victorious with a 117.8-100.5 victory. TD Do You Love Me nabbed a 43.7-point lead on Thursday behind a combined 35.2 points from Patrick Mahomes (235 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs) and Austin Ekeler (39 Rush Yds, 55 Rec Yds) and never looked back. Tyreek Hill (11 Rec, 190 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) and Jaylen Waddle (11 Rec, 171 Rec Yds, 2 Rec TDs) carried the flag for The Gold Standard in the loss. TD Do You Love Me (1-1) will look to add to their success against BUE, while The Gold Standard (0-2) face SINCERE's Team in an effort to right the ship.

Matchup Highlights

Thursday  Patrick Mahomes had a 41-yard touchdown pass for TD Do You Love Me, contributing to a 46.2-2.5 lead for the team.

Sunday Early  There were players with big-time moments for both teams early Sunday, but after all the plays were accounted for, TD Do You Love Me boasted an 84.3-79.7 lead. For TD Do You Love Me, Riley Patterson had a 52-yard field goal. Tyreek Hill had a 60-yard touchdown catch and a 48-yard touchdown catch for The Gold Standard, while Jaylen Waddle had a 59-yard catch.

Sunday Night  Sammy Watkins had a 55-yard catch for The Gold Standard, who trailed 109.3-98.2 after Sunday night.

Matchup Player of the Week

Samuel (21 Rush Yds, 78 Rec Yds, 1 Rec TD) scored 19.4 points against the Lions in Week 2. His scoring output more-than-doubled his 9.48-point projection. Samuel ranks #29 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Eagles next week.  Curtis Samuel 

"What If" presented by Yahoo!

• TD Do You Love Me would have beaten eight other teams besides The Gold Standard this week.

• The Gold Standard would have lost to seven other teams besides TD Do You Love Me this week.

• If TD Do You Love Me played The Gold Standard every week this season, they'd be 2-0.

• TD Do You Love Me would have topped The Gold Standard 104.8-75.16 had they played each other last week.

• If TD Do You Love Me had played every team in the league each week, they would be 18-12.

• If they played every team every week, The Gold Standard would be 8-22. 

BUE lose to SINCERE's Team in 118.08-85.18 blowout

There's no easy way to say it, BUE didn't do their job, at least compared to projections, as SINCERE's Team rolled to a 118.08-85.18 win. SINCERE's Team took an early 10.10-point lead on Thursday. BUE came back to take the lead during the early slate on Sunday, powered by Damien Harris (15.7 points) and Michael Thomas (15.5). Not to be deterred, SINCERE's Team got it going later that afternoon, as Deebo Samuel (12.2 points) and Zach Ertz (11.5) put them back in the lead once and for all. SINCERE's Team (2-0) will look to keep it rolling against The Gold Standard, while BUE (1-1) will attempt to right the ship against TD Do You Love Me.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Christian McCaffrey had a 49-yard run for SINCERE's Team, who trailed 37.70-34.90 after the early round of games.

Sunday Late  Deebo Samuel had a 51-yard run for SINCERE's Team, contributing to a 69.90-64.68 lead for the team.

Monday  Josh Allen had a 46-yard touchdown pass for SINCERE's Team during Monday Night Football, helping to pad the margin of victory for the team.

Matchup Player of the Week

Reagor was one of five starters to overachieve for SINCERE's Team this week. He scored 2.9 points (17 Rush Yds) against the Eagles in Week 2 to more-than-double his 1.34-point projection. Reagor will face the Lions next week.  Jalen Reagor 

"What If" presented by Yahoo!

• SINCERE's Team would have beaten nine other teams besides BUE this week.

• BUE would have lost to 11 other teams besides SINCERE's Team this week.

• If SINCERE's Team played BUE every week this season, they'd be 2-0.

• SINCERE's Team would have topped BUE 141.58-83.4 had they played each other last week.

• If SINCERE's Team had played every team in the league each week, they would be 24-6.

• If they played every team every week, BUE would be 6-24. 

I’ll Fuck Your Dad fall to Horsedick boy'z 120.22-110.06 despite beating expectations

I’ll Fuck Your Dad beat expectations, but it wasn't enough to swing the result. Predicted to triumph by a score of 109.30-93.78, Horsedick boy'z secured a 120.22-110.06 victory over I’ll Fuck Your Dad. Horsedick boy'z never trailed in this one after earning a 13.80-point lead on Thursday behind Clyde Edwards-Helaire. Aaron Rodgers (234 Pass Yds, 2 Pass TDs, 10 Rush Yds) and James Robinson (64 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD, 14 Rec Yds) carried the flag for I’ll Fuck Your Dad in the loss. Horsedick boy'z (2-0) will look to keep it rolling against SexySandwich, while I’ll Fuck Your Dad (0-2) will match up against TEAM_MAGA in an effort to right the ship.

Matchup Highlights

Sunday Early  Both teams had players with standout moments early Sunday, after which Horsedick boy'z emerged with a 109.32-61.50 lead. For Horsedick boy'z, Lamar Jackson had a 79-yard touchdown run and a 75-yard touchdown pass. James Robinson made the highlight reel for I’ll Fuck Your Dad with a 37-yard touchdown run.

Sunday Late  Daniel Carlson had a 55-yard field goal for I’ll Fuck Your Dad, who trailed 120.22-83.60 after the late games.

Sunday Night  Aaron Rodgers had a 55-yard pass for I’ll Fuck Your Dad, who trailed 120.22-103.96 after Sunday night.

Matchup Player of the Week

Jackson was one of four starters to overachieve for Horsedick boy'z this week. He scored 48.62 points (318 Pass Yds, 3 Pass TDs, 119 Rush Yds, 1 Rush TD) in a 42-38 lost to the Dolphins to nearly double his 24.42-point projection. Jackson ranks #1 among all fantasy players this season and will face the Patriots next week.  Lamar Jackson

Game Notes

• Horsedick boy'z would have beaten 11 other teams besides I’ll Fuck Your Dad this week.

• I’ll Fuck Your Dad would have lost to six other teams besides Horsedick boy'z this week.

• If Horsedick boy'z played I’ll Fuck Your Dad every week this season, they'd be 2-0.

• Last week, Horsedick boy'z would have defeated I’ll Fuck Your Dad 134.12-71.3.

• If Horsedick boy'z had played every team in the league each week, they would be 25-5.

• If they played every team every week, I’ll Fuck Your Dad would be 8-22.